March 2012
February 2012
africans:
2004:
2012:
When you're asking your parents if your friend can... →
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
blackmormon:
whats the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with big boobs? one is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
regular
whisper
seriously
SCREAMING
martinfreemans:
did you guys know that under toilets there are these wax rings that ~seal it to the ground or something?
did you also know that they kind of look like they could be a dessert
especially if you’re like eight years old or something
basically what i’m trying to say is that one time i bit into the wax seal that was supposed to go on my grandmother’s new toilet thinking that it...
