be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
You thought you were so clever getting on my tumblr and writing a post. Well now I’m on yours. Eri, you have made the past two years the best years of my life. I love you with all my heart and soul. I cannot wait to spend the rest of my life with you, experiencing every possible moment with you. We are going to have the best adventures and it’s going to be the best because I love you and you love me. You are worth so much and I’m so glad I’m yours.
October arrived, spreading a damp chill over the grounds and into the castle. Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, was kept busy by a sudden spate of colds among the staff and students. Raindrops the size of bullets thundered on the castle windows for days on end; the lake rose, the flower beds turned into muddy streams, and Hagrid’s pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling (via ablogwithaview)